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In Septober
04:48
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I met you with your tree dog
while we talked
I flew from my house
Contemplating bright bricks
Contemplating bright bricks
In Septober, you died
In Septober, I broke dirt
In Septober, Bill told Novem
Yes I met you with your tree dog
And we talked
The fault was you Vim
I flew from my Make Me man
In Septober
In Septober
Right
Fie
Stim plip plop
"I just wanted to be sure this exquisite poetry was properly maintained for prosperity." Monsieur Garone
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More Nuts About Vermin
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Listen to the scratchy feet. Tingle testes, balanced teets.
They sniff and snort. Raw sewage makes them pant and drool
A rat's pulse quickens at the sight of you.
I'm nuts about vermin, let 'em dance on my naked ass
when they're squirmin' we'll have a blast
I'm just nuts about vermin
"And we're nuts about you"
I'm squirmin with the vermin
"And we're squirmin' with you too!"
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School of Meatless Forms
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Yes when it is cold
Yes when it is hot
Yes when we are wet
No when we are not
Ned, Cled, Fred
Yes when we first drip,
Yes when we die twice
naded lakies hip
A big no nothings vice
Ned, Cled Fred
Kiss my aura
Is that your face?
The rotten garbage place
behind the mole
and ground meat trace
School of Meatless Forms
Is that your face?
The rotten garbage place
behind the mole
and ground meat trace
School of Meatless Forms
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4. |
Midevil Dilemma
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Uh Uh
Uh Uh
Knights in white dresses, and Kings in Levis
bring me his head shouted Faded Glory
I searched for his belt
and then for his head
little did he know that he was dead
I went to the castle to check out the story,
but found it to be quite a....torry
I searched for his toe nails
they were nowhere
to be found
I signaled left
I signaled right
and then I squeezed my toe with all my might
"Four" the knight in the white dress was a liar
I pulled off his panties and screamed "O Sire!"
Uh Uh
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5. |
See Saw
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With an apple in a dish
In the middle of a See Saw
Two mice slowly move
Then I see the see saw
Til we reach our goal
Then the apple will be....
The apple has dried and fallen
Our apple is no more
No more they saw
bless my hand
milk the dark
La ha, la la
O dear
In the world
To sing
'bout offbeat things
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Now, You are Creepy
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Your mother was a bastard
your father was a shit
and now you are creepy
creepy, creepy, creepy, creepy, creepy, creepy
You're creepy.....
Your sister was an asshole
Your brother was a jerk
Your mother's grandfather was a big duty stick
You're creepy...its very strange
You are so creepy its comes out of your ears
etc.
I saw your father
He was down in the boon docks
Lickin' up cement blocks
and spittin' 'em in the garbage
He's so creepy.....
You are illegitimate
you creepy little snot
ten pound of big duty shits is everything you've got
creepy, creepy.....
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7. |
Daughter Judy
02:16
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8. |
Down By Lake Her
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The water was so pretty
The golden calm so witty
The kitty
My brother saw her too
my kitty and you
We saw the ringworms dance
Inside we saw the colors growing
Down By Lake Her
Down By Lake Her
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A to All who am the forgotten one
seeks all to replenish forgotten thoughts
and cast them to a spell of complete
and erotic forgetfulness
I who am the forgotten one
seeks all ...
ok your turn now
A to All will one day remember me
And once again forget
I remember who have deceived
how he'll shout alright
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10. |
Skin on My Nose
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Skin, Skin, Skin... On My Nose...
I don't know how it got there
I honestly don't
But one thing is for sure
It's part of my bone
Skin, Skin, Skin... On My Nose...
I don't know how it got there
I really, really don't
But one thing is for certain
Its probably part of my bone
Skin, Skin, Skin... On My Nose...
I don't know how it got there
I really don't care
But one thing for sure
There's none in my hair
Skin, Skin, Skin... On My Nose...
I remember when I was a boy
There were certain things,
I was filled with joy
But I never remember having things on my nose
Parts of my body were underexposed
Skin, Skin, Skin... On My Nose...
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11. |
Morning
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This is take 1: Morning
Oh look the sun
Oh look, a pumpkin in heat
The sky is blue
The sun is coming
Oh! I feel a breath of dew
The birds are swinging
The trees are swaying
A frog just hopped
Oh look, a rabbit
Morning, Morning, Morning, Morning
Green
Grass
Butterflies
Oh! Thank you possum star
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Gilligan vs Herman
02:24
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13. |
Lockman
02:05
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They whisper with the wind,
flowing violentely into naked rooms
ladies rooms
Naded lakies, laded nakies
rooms
Fantasy Behold
For are they all told
To reap the harvest kindly watch the sun set
And old man told me to lock my room.
Ha ha ha,
Ha
ha
But the symphony was gone.
And I grew old
The shadows were gone
O Symphony
The melody is forgotten
And the instruments have vanished
But the conductor dropped his baton
And the conductor dropped his pants
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Sylvester (2024 remix)
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Sylvester likes to play
He likes to play all day
He has a little ball
He throws into the air
It lands
He knows no where
Sylvester likes to read
Dr Spock and Margeret Meade
His mother hates his books
And throws him dirty looks
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They whisper with the wind,
flowing violentely into naked rooms
ladies rooms
Naded lakies, laded nakies
rooms
Fantasy Behold
For are they all told
To reap the harvest kindly watch the sun set
And old man told me to lock my room.
Ha ha ha,
Ha
ha
But the symphony was gone.
And I grew old
The shadows were gone
O Symphony
The melody is forgotten
And the instruments have vanished
But the conductor dropped his baton
And the conductor dropped his pants
Is that your face?
The rotten garbage place
behind the mole
and ground meat trace
School of Meatless Forms
Is that your face?
The rotten garbage place
behind the mole
and ground meat trace
School of Meatless Forms
Yes when it is cold
Yes when it is hot
Yes when we are wet
No when we are not
Ned, Cled, Fred
Yes when we first drip,
Yes when we die twice
naded lakies hip
A big no nothings vice
Ned, Cled Fred
Kiss my aura
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18. |
In Septober (2024 remix)
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